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“去年有个同学是个什么竞赛队的主席，好像还挺厉害的，跑去实习了，回来复习一周考个 43”
\n场景：计试班，大三挂科 t 出计试😆

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教师节快乐组成老师

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$\"image\"$

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president li

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n 年前还有个同学是个什么竞赛队的主席，好像还挺厉害的，跑去实习了，期末没回来直接挂了

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确实，从 tyz 那里听过这位学长的英勇事迹
\n后面传的都是这位学长本科就业出路多么多么牛逼，没人再说挂科，计试分流的事，评价是这就是你交😅

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大三挂科应该就不 t 了吧

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就是丢失保研资格，然后可以选择跟班走或者去计算机系，去计算机系要补课但是还能竞争保研资格，跟班走失去保研资格但是不用补课，不过感觉谁选去计算机系啊，肯定跟班走吧一般来说

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你交老哥毕业没几年税后都赚一千多万了，保研有啥用

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确实，组成老师可能觉得他挂了对方，对方会很在意，所以暗爽，实际上人家根本不会在意那个保研名额

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😆😆😆😆

不过在虾饺保研确实是普世价值了，
\n呜呜呜

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哎思想隔阂有时也令我感觉无奈，互相之间很难理解

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能库库拿米谁继续上学啊😭
\n我想拿米😭😭😭

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保研为了啥，为了学历。学历为了啥，为了赚米。所以保研就是为了赚米。尼胶一年那么多升学的，都是热爱科研的，适合科研的吗？赚米就赚米，如果能赚米，保研又是什么狗屎

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还真是，这就是西郊的风气。软件大三的老师张口闭口考研保研，每次论证什么东西最后得出的结论都是什么“脱颖而出，遥遥领先，超越同龄人”，还经常用“不这样你以后怎么办啊，你不来上课毕不了业了怎么办啊”这种话吓唬人，给我整无语了

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盒盒了，所以他远超同龄人了吗？

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\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tToki:\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

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脱颖而出，遥遥领先，超越同龄人
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专为 PUA 中式卷王打造了属于是

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学生卷给他们的收益是可预知的；给自己的收益是不可预知的。

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\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tascah:\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

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学历为了啥，为了赚米。所以保研就是为了赚米。
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读了也不一定有米，第一个 premise 就不成立。

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概率问题。

不读大概率拿不到保底的，读了，有很大概率拿到保底的。

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