{"topic":{"id":12983,"title":"疫情回忆贴","slug":"topic","categoryId":4,"createdAt":"2024-07-02 08:18:50.10789","bumpedAt":"2025-05-27 05:09:33.524832","views":404,"postsCount":26,"highestPostNumber":26,"likeCount":51,"closed":false,"pinned":false,"excerpt":"聊聊你的封校 or 隔离生活？","deletedAt":null,"isAnonymous":false,"category":{"id":4,"name":"谈笑风生","slug":"general","color":"25AAE2"},"author":{"id":5042,"username":"匿名36","name":"匿名36","avatarUrl":null},"tags":[]},"posts":[{"id":36520,"postNumber":1,"raw":"聊聊你的封校 or 隔离生活？","cooked":"

聊聊你的封校 or 隔离生活？

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忘了。

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恶意回忆要不得。
\n公开媒体（自媒体）竟然只能使用【口罩】代替【疫情】，足见。
\n而官媒则已彻底不再提及。

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我是 sjtu 的，2022 年春天全校封校，大家在寝室上网课，有个学生睡了就没醒过来，据说室友发现的时候已经出现尸斑了。后来校园网 24 点 -8 点开 dns 污染，封禁一些娱乐网站，防止学生熬夜过度。

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检测到错误记忆🤖

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好吧。

"}},{"id":36535,"postNumber":6,"raw":"我是 20 级的，高三那个时候，不记得是寒假前还是寒假时了，应该是某个周末看见手机上弹窗了个新闻说什么冠状病毒。因为非典同样是冠状病毒，在那个瞬间我感觉到这可能会是个大事件（回想起来简直）。后来应该就是寒假了？期末考完我在走廊上和同学比摸高，结果摔骨折了。我们学校考完期末是继续留在学校上课的，放寒假的时候也会安排一个校外地点继续上课来躲避检查，那段时间我过得比较惨整天只能拄拐。后来也不记得到底是寒假的补课上到一半取消了还是第二个学期上了几天就回家了，反正就是开始网课了。\n\n网课的那段时间我过得还是挺舒服的，整天课也不听，全在玩某个二次元偶像音游。那个时候早就复习得差不多了，一直在摆烂心里也一点都不慌，只是希望高考不要延迟以至于给其他人更多的复习时间。再后来疫情好点了又回学校去了，一个月才只能回一次家，食堂座位和窗口都给学校安排好了，不允许学生去其他窗口买饭吃。我们当时被安排到的窗口又贵又难吃，于是每次都一大群人明目张胆地跑去最便宜又最好吃的窗口买饭吃。老板都快乐死了，还叫我们低调点，因为那个难吃窗口的老板还说要和校领导举报我们不服从安排🤣。总之，最后终于熬到高考了，高考延迟了一个月，泥交的军训还安排在八月，大家都说的“最快乐的暑假”只剩下了“最快的暑假”。\n\n大学的生活我总是回忆不起来，完全记不清了。这可能是玉玉导致的。但是我还是可以记得有一次寒假学校用校车把我们送到车站，那天下了雪。还有一段在学校的封控经历，只记得当时过得很压抑，简直快把我逼死了。后来疫情好了一段时间，我就搬出去租房住了，记得总是大早上的起来做核酸，每天行尸走肉一般去打卡，然后回去躺尸，整天大脑都无法思考，或是直接开始想如何结束自己的生命。好在当时有几个同学还会和我联系，有几个网友也会来开导我，最后教务处也批准了我的休学请求，于是考完那个学期的所有课，过完了小学期我就回家去了。\n\n我觉得我非常幸运，因为我躲过了在学校的最后一波封控，那个时候我在住院。\n\n再然后，就再也没有封控了，只是偶尔周围还会有人生病，偶尔自己还会生病，直到药店都不再出售检测试纸。","cooked":"

我是 20 级的，高三那个时候，不记得是寒假前还是寒假时了，应该是某个周末看见手机上弹窗了个新闻说什么冠状病毒。因为非典同样是冠状病毒，在那个瞬间我感觉到这可能会是个大事件（回想起来简直）。后来应该就是寒假了？期末考完我在走廊上和同学比摸高，结果摔骨折了。我们学校考完期末是继续留在学校上课的，放寒假的时候也会安排一个校外地点继续上课来躲避检查，那段时间我过得比较惨整天只能拄拐。后来也不记得到底是寒假的补课上到一半取消了还是第二个学期上了几天就回家了，反正就是开始网课了。

网课的那段时间我过得还是挺舒服的，整天课也不听，全在玩某个二次元偶像音游。那个时候早就复习得差不多了，一直在摆烂心里也一点都不慌，只是希望高考不要延迟以至于给其他人更多的复习时间。再后来疫情好点了又回学校去了，一个月才只能回一次家，食堂座位和窗口都给学校安排好了，不允许学生去其他窗口买饭吃。我们当时被安排到的窗口又贵又难吃，于是每次都一大群人明目张胆地跑去最便宜又最好吃的窗口买饭吃。老板都快乐死了，还叫我们低调点，因为那个难吃窗口的老板还说要和校领导举报我们不服从安排🤣。总之，最后终于熬到高考了，高考延迟了一个月，泥交的军训还安排在八月，大家都说的“最快乐的暑假”只剩下了“最快的暑假”。

大学的生活我总是回忆不起来，完全记不清了。这可能是玉玉导致的。但是我还是可以记得有一次寒假学校用校车把我们送到车站，那天下了雪。还有一段在学校的封控经历，只记得当时过得很压抑，简直快把我逼死了。后来疫情好了一段时间，我就搬出去租房住了，记得总是大早上的起来做核酸，每天行尸走肉一般去打卡，然后回去躺尸，整天大脑都无法思考，或是直接开始想如何结束自己的生命。好在当时有几个同学还会和我联系，有几个网友也会来开导我，最后教务处也批准了我的休学请求，于是考完那个学期的所有课，过完了小学期我就回家去了。

我觉得我非常幸运，因为我躲过了在学校的最后一波封控，那个时候我在住院。

再然后，就再也没有封控了，只是偶尔周围还会有人生病，偶尔自己还会生病，直到药店都不再出售检测试纸。

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好吧。

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除了某段时间被强制早起做核酸检测，其余生活和更远的过去/现在没啥区别
\n可能是更小的年龄时候就喜欢上隐居和独处

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插个眼，过几天写
\n当然也可能写在水源吧（）

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以前没有日记习惯已经忘了。扩写了出国前的记录。

政策突然转变与考试取消

大三上学期末，正值出国前夜，当时突然宣布取消了疫情防控的政策。虽然此前有识之士已经有预见，但是我仍然很意外变化来的这样急迫，且在如此关键的时间。

学校陷入了未知的状态，关于考试是否进行的问题民间争论不休。官方僵持在等通知的状态，这种不确定性每一次都在学生群体中引起不安情绪。我是希望留在学校里完成考试的，原因是推迟考试到回国，对保研夏令营的影响仍是未知。随着各地发热人数的迅速攀升，或许是学校判断不可能顶住医疗压力了，决定放弃考试催促学生返乡。

举行线上考试与“协商斗争”

考试对我班的冲击很大。先前有人提过的线上考试被提上议程，于是迅速组织起来，谋求 4 门考试的线上进行，且尽可能早安排。领头班子联系了数院教务和课程老师，通过一番周旋最终得到有条件的同意，中间 A 老师因学生先找教务而大发脾气。

另外，班内虽然出国人数过半，话语权较大，但是部分不出国人不支持提前线上考试，免不了一番“协商斗争”。通过全体投票、个别说服的方式使得对于反对声较小的 2 门课程安排在前达成了一致同意。领头班子均为出国人，想争取反对相对少的第 3 门课程的提前考试，但是仍有人并不被说服。考试安排是所有人利益，不可强行用多数人压倒少数人。不过，在全体投票之外他们另寻它法，在 B 老师网课课间向老师提出假期前考试，并表示“少部分人可能因需要时间复习而希望安排在开学时”。B 老师态度鲜明反对了上述原因，反对者没有发声，不知是没有勇气还是觉得难以反驳了。于是因为 B 老师的表态，最终确定下来考试安排。这过程是有违背了反对者的意愿，不过我也是获益者，只所幸没有闹成内部矛盾，破坏班级团结。

病情也影响到了我的考试状态，先前是我低估了。C 老师的考试时，我发低烧，做到中途，一条手臂愈发愈麻。我有些慌乱，申请到边上的床歇息，躺了半小时麻感只好转了一些，又起来继续考试。但状态不佳，后面几乎做不下去，空耗了 1 小时。现在想有些后悔，该多咬牙坚持。不过也无所谓了，当时我有把握不因此挂科。合格以上的成绩高低，我不是在意这的人。

美国的新要求

临近出国，我国取消了出国禁制，但是美国又突然发布了 48 小时核酸阴性的要求。我正值低烧，虽然身体状态较好，但害怕拿不到阴性证明而使得规划已久的交流计划全部泡汤。姐姐从政府手里弄到了紧缺的自测试剂盒，结果大阳，我自己和家人都欺骗式的自我安慰起来，“只是测不准，到时肯定没事”。

同学八仙过海，有人已康复多测几次确保万无一失，有人替身使者，有人（）。我联系医院远亲被拒，后收到（），总算有了保底。出行前一天检测，我心有余悸，测前大干整瓶水，得到了阴性结果。至于是真的阴性还是水的功效，现在已经无法得知了。

一切折腾在登机后都留在这片土地了，随后两小时故障延误、紧张转机、十几个小时屁股坐烂的航程、行李没到，新的土地等待着新的折腾，但这是未来考虑的事了。

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感觉还是修改/删了吧，毕竟这是一个开放性的 website，写最后两段可能不太好。

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年月擦身过，暂且问，会更好吗？

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印象比较深的有几个片段

19 年底最开始说有“类似非典病毒”在武汉传播的时候就转发给了武大的同学，当时还没有经历过非典的封控，所以感觉就算是真的也问题不会很大。

最开始网课的时候，交大应该是最早一批开学的学校，应该只上了 3 个月左右的网课，因为清晰的记得那年期末依旧是线下考的（悲）。在学校的时候，有一次突发疫情，网上都在传第二天全市开始静默，下午和舍友去了东南门华润抢购了一堆零食，晚上去网球场取外卖的时候还和舍友感慨，明天出不了校了，只能点外卖了，结果被外卖小哥点醒，明天外卖店家也休息，那是第一次感受到风控力度的强大。

被封宿舍的日子里，每个宿舍发了一张出门卡，每天一个宿舍只能出门三人次（带饭），当时实在憋坏了，通过不可言说的手段搞到了第二张，于是相对快活了起来。

某次获批出校，恰好赶上全市第一次发核酸贴纸，是绿色的方形纸片，当时校内还没有，有一种小孩子拿到新糖果的心情给同学炫耀来着，结果直到贴满了一整个手机壳，疫情还没结束

看到了上面 hoist 同学的回忆，当时核酸记录真的是八仙过海...感觉这代人的造假功力都在疫情期间狠狠提升了

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去广州办签证的时候，从前后几天都是低风险地区的地方回西安竟然让我住了 5 天的隔离宾馆，-2000，宾馆餐每天 100，冒着营养不良的风险吃了五天天价泡面。从此再也不相信配合疫情防控之类的鬼话，立志润出去不回来。

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草，我也想润

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⬆️

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1.和某门友在封校前一天得知要封校，于是出去租房。在间歇性封控的日子最关心的就是哪家饭店还能堂食，能堂食绝不吃外卖，东南门 biangbiang 面馆一开始能堂食到后来改成必须搬个小板凳在外面堂食，笑死我

2021 年一学年都不在国内，所幸没有遭受最严重的一波封控铁拳，2022 年秋学期理论上学校要组织所有人定期核酸，但我由于刚从国外回来学校的系统没有录入，后期也没补录，我就成为了不需要定期核酸的幸运儿

3.(1) 发生期间，某次想进华润万家买奶喝，突然被商店门口的白衣傻逼要求出示行程码，但我经常出远门行程码不止在西安，居然不能进，顿时生气（加上买奶喝的欲望）把门口的傻逼大骂一顿闯进超市，那个傻逼被我骂的屁都不敢放一个，真爽

4.在即将组织考研考试的那个周，某天上午正常出了校门，晚上回来时居然被告示封校了？不让进。。。保安让我打电话给辅导员，我很生气，就说这个点辅导员已经下班了我不能打电话。。。还是不让我进，我就又骂了保安一顿闯进来了，事实证明都是些纸老虎而已，也非常爽

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支那人就是欺软怕硬

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哈哈人的潜力是无限的。危险来临一定能发现无数空子

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看起来似乎是门友

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是坤坤吗？

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听说过 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

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夏天有次排队做核酸，在广场上排队，不用带口罩，
\n然而大白要在室内捣你咽喉，所以有个傻逼跟我叫嚣说不戴口罩不让进，
\n我直接把短袖 T 恤脱了裹住嘴巴，那傻逼叫喊要找你辅导员找你导师，
\n我心中一万个肏你妈，但却彬彬有礼地问他这算不算口罩，口罩的英文 mask，也即是面罩，
\n那傻逼无话可说，但还是逼逼要找你辅导员 😅，并且打电话呼叫增援，
\n最后旁边一个白衣天使走过来赠送了我一个口罩，我说了声感谢美女.

读书人要讲究一个求是创新，首先凡是包裹了头部的东西就是口罩，这是求是;其次不一定常见的正反蓝白色的口罩才是口罩，T 恤裹住嘴也是口罩，是所谓创新。

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