On how Jiao Da people should correctly XX

  1. If you can avoid XX, then don’t XX; before XX you should go to the main gate and ask the gate friends for a better solution.
  2. Do not bring negative impact to the school. Before XX you should write a suicide note with more than 300 characters, clearly stating: my actions have nothing to do with the school, and the school bears no responsibility. In addition, you should XX within the school’s jurisdiction so that the school can hush it up; otherwise, if it trends on social media the next day, the school will have to spend extra money to remove the trend. As the saying goes, money should be spent on the blade’s edge—before XX, save some money for the not‑so‑wealthy Xi’an Jiaotong University :sob:
  3. Do not cause negative impact to classmates. XX should choose a quiet place; in the dormitory building, XX will produce a huge noise, disturbing classmates’ rest, which is the so‑called convenience for others.
  4. XX should adopt a head‑down posture, facilitating a collision between the brain and the ground; under several
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为了室友的前途,牺牲一下自己也在所不惜 :face_with_head_bandage:

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