Female colleague, I like you

[anonymous_coward]

Female colleague, I’ve secretly liked you for a long time, almost since we first met. I smile whenever I see you, but due to social conventions, before we are formally acquainted, I cannot speak to you openly.

I don’t know if you have a boyfriend. What should I do?

If we were together, I would be willing to give you all my money.

[Hypocrisy (rotartsinimdA)]

I’m not your female colleague, but you can give me the money.

[anonymous_coward]

mad, I wish my female coworker also played the tape door.

[Hypocrisy (rotartsinimdA)]

Tell him you’re from XJTU; there’s a forum with good stuff.